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Got motivated by this one tumblr post to get into like,, making my own website, but the next time i'll be able to dedicate time to this thing, is probably gonna be when school releases it's vile grip upon my entire being

so there's not much here
yet
and there probably won't be for a hot minute or two

idk noone's reading this anyway

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i think i should start keeping a log of the things ive done, because i have to set a limit per day like geez

5.4.2022, the day prior, so i don't remember much:

• added entire media section, big boye: made rough layout with placeholders + rough layout of "hidden section"
• i think i discovered iframes on Sunday (day before), not sure tho,, also i think i added the phrogs on Sunday, also not sure

6.4.2022, in no real order, because i already forgot:

• added quiz section in about page, also added new iframe, so there's a lil section on the side where i can put a different Sundae
• added new digital art section
• added some buttons, mmmmmm button wall here i come
• roughly made new homepage, still doesn't feel quite right, hopefully over time i'll find something i like
• once more fails to watch 'In Space with Markiplier' like sundae has been promising to themselves for like 2 days now
• oh yeah also added this log thing
• i should probably finally give this thing a go back button, before i wrap up for the day huh,,,

7.4.2022:

• went to the dentist's today, which doesn't have anything to do with this but shush
• cleaned up the about section a bit, slowie's site has really helped me figure out how to make the layout look more undertale-y, maybe it's also the fact that i watched one crash course on html and then just dove in head first into making this thing, which is why all of this code is a huge mess in general, whoops.
• added custom scrollbar for digital art section
• it's technically past midnight, but i'll still count thus as the same day: added some traditional art works, since our prof scanned some and might as well, ok bai my laptop is about to die :'))

8.4.2022:

• replaced the desk and traditional art placeholders
• downloaded them earlier, added them the day after, whatever, added Mutant Standard emoji
• l'homosexuale
     

9.4.2022

• replaced sketchbook placeholder
• shoved my divs in the index into a flexbox or however you call that
• added some much beloved clutter in the main page (the infinite scroll marquee which took me embarrasingly too long to google and figure out :,,)))
• animated the about button because i have too much time on my hands (i dont. i really r e a l l y dont.)
• gently laid all my 88x33 buttons in a div
• 
• it does look kinda janky tho... i think im just gonna put them all in a regular marquee
• added error page
• added phrog portal inquiry and placeholder for the moment :)))))

10.4.2022

• changed error track to 8bit ver
• added phrog portal
• changed index layout
• apparently the only way to have a hyperlink with multiple targets, is with javascript and i am screaming/soobing/seething

11.4.2022

• oh nice, ela's birthday
• sobbin cryin seething yall, had my nice layout and i was about to put it in place of my actual layout, and the easiest way to do that was of course just changing the file names, then
  then the entire thing fucking disappears, like, just the entire file. what the fuck man, this is the second time now. i named a file banana.html a few days ago and it jsut fucking disappeared the moment i clicked out aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
• k now everything's back to sexi now, at the low low cost of my already dwindling sanity
• added strawberry bubblegum to the about page
• just realized my index background is an accidentally stolen nft...
• so uh,,, change that later

12.4.2022:

• another day another hour anoth-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
• added those sundaes in the index, really rough placeholders will probably put something else there but i really like the idea u kno
• made very rouch traditional art section layout, idk if it even counts coz it's barely anything, but im hoping to acually get to psihologija rn u know

13.4.2022:

• added hobbies section and generally tweaked the about page a bit
• added homepage audio
• tweaked the phrog portal inquiry
• tamaNOTchi baybey (will have to move bananas somewhere else, though that is for another time)
• just realized i'm using a different 8bitoperator font than the game is, but also i like the look of this one more, so i don't really feel like changing it

14.4.2022:

• welp, finally got a background that wasn't a stolen nft, was looking through other sites for inspo when i stumbled onto irony-machine's pattern generator and then i just sorta googled a bunch of css pattern generators until i got to the site hero patterns and badabing badaboom, index and media backgrounds have been changed, will probably use for other pages as well, perhaps, maybe, who knows

17.4.2022:

• new rough 'room' layout + phone & window
• dark mode toggle for index

18.4.2022:

• added papers section in room
• turns out i forgot what the UT interface looked like a bit, whoops, (+ added call option in "ACT")

20.4.2022:

• contacts section + styled the bookmark page a bit

27.4.2022:

• im not dead yet
  mmmmmmmmmmm ne čakaj pomladi, ne čakaj na maj, which will absolutely fucking demolish me baybey
• added some art, dunno if i need to write that tho
• very rough music section, i'll do the last.fm thing when i have a will to live... so like, it might take a hot minute
• made the tab in the digital art section closable
• oh yeah also, brought the misc art section into existence, didn't put anything there yet, but you know, it's there

28.4.2022:

• got rid of the media placeholders also removed the key in the drawer

29.4.2022:

• cleaned up phone homescreen
• rip huge block of text that was the shrek movie script i had on my main page for whatever reason, you shall be missed

30.4.2022:

• really wanted a pixmao so i got myself another tamaNOTchi. that's it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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17.9.2022 - 19.9.2022:

• oh hai im back from the dead, prbably not for long lmao, its september but school finna kick my ass, very, very soon most liikely. Anyway spontaneously deciding to make the ultimate belsak fansite reignited my passion for whatever this mess is over here and im like, revising pretty much everything, how fun is that, couldnt have done that during the summer holidays when i had time huh.
  anyway among other things i: redid the media and digital art pages as well as sorta polished the about section, have my traditional art linked to my tumblr for now, and uh im not going into detail coz i got 2 hours of psych tomorrow morning and would like to read another chapter of poppys smexi SF fic coz im pathetic :)))

20.9.2022 - 21.9.2022:

• new main page ig
• here's the old one, which is kinda already falling apart coz i don't know how to organize anything :')

22.9.2022:

• fold the sundae into origami, crumple them into a ball. make them scream in anguish :) (homepage)
• mmmmmmsitebutton&favicon (well at least for the main page)
• decided to make the items section in the about page like a little collage of my friends :], they each get a slot a nd can like put whatever they want there ig, thought it would b fun

23.9.2022:

• redid window nd phone section sorta, still need to kinda polish them but the bulk is there?
• obligatory neca falk link has been properly polished
• didn't think i was gonna end up with a borderline jumpscare making the window section lmao, this one's for u lea <3333 ;)

24.9.2022:

• more phone stuff reformatting, as to ignore the fact that i still havent touched the room layout since april
• ayyy i actually did it, like a bit. finally got some sembelance of an idea of what i want it too look like now so yea.r <- about the room section ive been avoiding for days
went around, added some sites to the button wall and whatnot, got a new guy to sustain from wobble town

25.9.2022:

• more room reformatting & made a lidl shrine lmao

26.9.2022:

• more of the same, still working on it, there's just not really any big changes to write home about you know. formatted the "secret/hidden" site a bit tho if that's anything, not much tho, plus im pretty sure it's not really that well hidden ngl

15.10.2022:

• hi, not dead or anything, school finna kick my ass next month, i mean it's already started to so do haha, so i plan to do the bare minimum where i'll be satisfied enough to finally put this poor excuse of a site online
• okk so not found page, other small misc stuff, the one page with msd dcats i gotta go
• i have. so many fukcing files good god getting all this to neocities in one go is gonna kill me
• no idea if im doing that today tho
• yeah you did.

18.10.2022:

• ayo sitemap here
• man i really gotta do something about my buttons layout tho
• didn't i say i was gonna do nemščina..

21.10.2022

• window section's back baybey
• about page's pretty much iframe central, which yeah, i mean, it was one of my first pages, replaced some of them with some really bad and clunky javascript that would make my compsci cousin stare at me for a good hot second in utter disappointment
• why, what's that crumpled piece of paper on the media floor, that totally isn't the reused favicon and crumpled sundae? sketchbook stuffs that i hastily slapped in there? ah.
• on another note tho i downloaded a brackets theme, that shade of purple they were using was attrocious

22.10.2022

• undertale select sound effect go vrrrrrrr
• i avoided js like the plague now i am facing the consequences of my actions, its compsci summer camp traumas all over again
• also, happy one week ani to this site finally being shoved on the internets wahoo

23.10.2022 - 28.10.2022:

• paper sundae kill count (specially for u lea <333)
• more stuffs in the items section
• phone section redone sorta
• ayo 15k views? nice
• 'n 50 lil people looking over my shoulder while i slam my fists on my keyboard like a caveman

29.10.2022 - 30.10.2022:

• papers/writing whatever section is slightly more bearable ig

5.11.2022:

• spent the entire afternoon making the sketchbook page nicer and all that instead of studying. wahoo. yippee.
  bog se me usmili. ne. Janina usmili se me pwetty pwease

12.11.2022

• "ah gee willikers i sure do wonder why the images in the sketchbook page are taking so long to load"
  said images: *laughs in 2000x2000px*
• so, resized a buncha images, that's pretty much it. went from like 460MB to 350MB ._.
• dunno how much i'll be able to update the site for the next 2 months,, school is.. mmyes.

15.11.2022

• man i forgot to write down stuff for like yesterday and the day before uh
• anyway new background images on the homepage, adding little things here and there, like cursors, changed the icons as well, little stuff, a little phrog portals for dummies type guide i quickly threw together lmao, new site buttons added as always, reformatted thhat page as well a bit
• little robot fellow grows up into a heart monitor???
• hiding little phrogs around your site is good for the soul send tweet, or, i guess given current events idk, like to charge reblog to cast or something
• take a shot every time you read the word little in this log.
• oh right, also got a guestbook now
• honk (about section)

good god i suck ass at js, my brain jsut can't a. (17.11.)

18.11.2022

• la creatura, cheecher, creatčhure of the NOW
• was originally just gonna make it phrogs, but i just, creatchures man, love them, come in so many shapes and colours, what do i define as a creecher? well i guess you'll have to stick around and find out, maybe update once every fortnight
• im sorry i found out JUST NOW, as i write this log entry that you have a shortcut for commenting code in brackets??? my life is a lie - anyway its "ctrl + /" because i know i'll forgete it so im writing it down here
• new journal entry, also started a dream journal two days ago, who knows how that'll go
• 69 FOLLOWERs NOONE's ALLOWED TO FOLLOW ME ANYMORE, SHOO, SCRAM, MRŠ!!!

19.11.2022

• toggle music in about section + call sfx, changed the quizzes layout a bit tweaked the look of the page in general
• alas, 69 followers no more :'(
  twas a brief moment of bliss, gone as quick as it came, oh the agony!
• i text like this regularly with my friends, i'm a delight i swear :)))))))

20.11.2022

• not an update but oh man, found my old webbie folder and found the first iterations of the about page. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
• it was one of the very first pages i made back in march. was super proud of it haha. how far we've come
• can't remember if i had the idea for it before of after i saw slowie's site, but either way, it only served to motivate me even more :]

someone unfollowed me on neocities you know what that means BACK TO 69 FOLLOWERS BAYBEY

30.11.2022

• refrained from updating the site (listed updates from 18.11 - 20.11.) coz i really wanted to style the little creatchures tab but i had no idea how and also uhvh school, but it's almost been two weeks now so i guess i'll just put it out there and style it later
• i hate the neocities update notification post thing, i hate it so much, god, i always make a list of all the files i have to update so i dont have shit like idk iframe1_2.html up big and centre of the post but i always forget one or two and then i contemplate deleting the entire thing, argh, biting it biting it by the ankles.

9.12.2022

• weekly-ish creatchure update and reformated the creatchures page a bit, can't really work on the page as much as i'd like to, since i'm currently in the thick of one of the two most hellish periods of the school year - november/december, the other one being augh. may.

end of feb/ start of march??

• aw fuck i forgot to write stuff down augh ough aa??
• today, 5.3.2023 revamped the fight section in the about page, one of the oldest things left from way back in april 2022, aw dude it's gonna be one year since i started fucking around with thisi webbie stuff whoda thunk oh + new item in the items section since i made a new friend :]
• eventually want to get rid of all the iframes for the items section, probably gonna leave them in the act section though
• itty bitty journal entry and all that but man does my time organization suck
• also made the textbox switching just slightly more efficient, actually started learning javascript, but am going fromt he complete basics coz im a baby and my brain so smooth you slide your hand down that bad boy and the lack of friction is going to accelerate to speeds youve i have no idea what im talking about.
• i want to make something big, like maybe a new page or something, coz i've been absent for so long before posting but augh i dont have the TIME. well maybe not big or maybe ill just delete the automatic post neocities makes about me updating coz ive got nothing to show for it ;-;
• wandered about the three.js page dude this is so cool i wanta learn this, like just to make a little 3d room with objects to link to the rest of the page, would probably be something that you wouldn't need to access since god knows how long this would take to load. like something in the style of uh like some of the rooms in spookware, specifically that one bathroom in chapter 2, fun game, love the vibes and aesthetics, cutting them up carefully and eating them, i just want to dither the fuck outta a page

11.3.2023

• game over screen for about [fight] option + animated the intro text
  originally wanted to put the skyrim thing there but i had no idea how to execute that smoothly
• just spent the last 2 hours adding a honk counter to the about page instead of studying for my biology test kill me now :')
• spacefem.com is down??? i haven't been hanging around for a while so i have no idea if this is old news or nah, man im devastated :(

23.4.2023

• mostly worked on desktopifying the sitemap not done yet tho

25.4.2023

• done with the sitemap, for now, updated the key thing

27.4.2023

• if i do anything dumb toady im blaming it on the fact that im an itsy bitsy bit tipsy

28.4.2023 - 1.5.2023

• didn't get anything done because a nice fellow at the party asked me if i could teach him how to make a webbie, so i did that for the next 2 hours
• here's a little todo list for the next few days, what doesn't get done today i'll try to do tommorrow or the day after and when everything on the list is done i'll finally post to da neocities after 4 months yikes:
  • dialouge for the drawers(28.4.)
  • update sketchbook(29.4.) arrow images still missing + update current wip
  • update cat images + ?(28.4.)
  • proper traditional art page?
  • razglednice (three.js)
  • crumple.mp4 - homePg
  • update bookmarks page (+ made the js code for the fav. tracks section a tad less,, dumb looking)(29.4.)
  • remove krindž from journal entries(28.4.)
  • add 'what's new' to homepg, link to log from there, possibly remove chatbox?(29.4.)
  • polish up sitemap?
  • turn 'gay?' from about page into 'about+' (curious little freak :]] 3333 ) or maybe like the clover fight in deltarune where it's like: ask about: ...
  • the skrunglough archives
  
  
  • irl clock in living room needs a new battery btw
  • it is nearing 3am send help (30.4. actually wait no its. OH GOD ITS ALREADY FUCKING MAY JEZOS MARICKA BOG POMAGAJ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(agony.))
  • hey crumple the sundae on the homepage 69 times. if you've gone over that amount paste this code into the log and then cruomple: localStorage.clickcount = 68
  
  
  eh i got like half the stuff done, should be good enough to post, just a few things
  • polish up sketchbook
  • polish up homepage
  • preveri ce je stevilo zab pravilno

2.5.2023

• just updating little things, things i forgot to post when i was doingthe big post tm the other day but neocities previews were already doing me hella dirty yanno
• did add a site fact generator real quick tho lol
• also fixed the guestbook, not really fixed, but most people couldn't sign it because something something iframe and trying to send the security code, so i just removed the security code altogether

28.5.2023

• nothing of note just stating for the 100th time on this site that i finally 100%ed celeste

19.8.2023

• the usual creechers update
• nothing much, there a new little lightswitch you can click on up to your right
• oh not site related, but i came out to my mom as trans,,,
  sorta, didn't outright say that i was trans , but uh like, strongly implied it, she sorta got the jist, hope to contact the gender clinic place in september and get this show on the road baybey
• actually maybe i can do a quick little journal entry on it hold on for myself yanno
• it's honestly starting to get rather crowded on the homepage took me like 10min to figure out where to put that lightswitch its probably due for a big revamp, still love the layout but,,, idk

31.10.2023

• lil update to the
  about page
• added a single
  blender render to the digital art page
• new journal entry trans flavoured yet again, also vent flavoured
• added blender resources to the resources page i still have no idea where
  to put it so as of now
  it still hangs out on the site map but you can barely find it there as well so a. aha
• swapped out the fun fact generator with a recent art tab
• updated the phrog finding/checking system, really need to update the actual secret page though its hella dated... like many other pages on this site really.
• a cute drunk trans guy confessed and asked if he could kiss me and i said my lips were way too chapped and asked if i could have some water first - my rizz levels are through the roof baybey

14.11.2023

• about page got a little update, mostly the check option and you can write your name now
• unspookified the hopepage (as of writing this, haven't yet but i hope to do that)
• digital art section got a teensy tiny little commentary box in the corner now also new blender renders
• i think that's it if i frogor so help me
• oh, right, you can click on 'phrogee says:' for past entries now

07.08.2024

• uhhgmhnghnm not htat big of an update, just the basics and setting up the new guestbook and updating my digital art
• havent coded in... EGADS half a year ish so yeah... not much

16.08.2024

• some actually new stuff!
• new webamajster page
• updated the about page to go with it
• new lidl merch in the dearly beloved lidl shrine
• repurposed the journal page
• new art in the digital art page again, jon's there again among other things
• for the next update im hoping to upload my new sketchbook that i finished almost 3 months ago and update the phone page as it hasn't been touched in a while, another project could be uploading my postcard collection i think that would be fun, although rather graphics heavy in an already graphics heavy site
• new is also my age, one nine baybey (in 2 days, originally wanted to post this update on my birthday but its not like anyone reads these so why am i explaining myself) (i am not thinking about the fact that im turning 20 next year aha out of sight out of mind)

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welp here it is
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