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Got motivated by this one tumblr post to get into like,, making my own website, but the next time i'll be able to dedicate time to this thing, is probably gonna be when school releases it's vile grip upon my entire being

so there's not much here
yet
and there probably won't be for a hot minute or two

idk noone's reading this anyway

i think i should start keeping a log of the things ive done, because i have to set a limit per day like geez

5.4.2022, the day prior, so i don't remember much:

6.4.2022, in no real order, because i already forgot:

7.4.2022:

8.4.2022:

9.4.2022

10.4.2022

11.4.2022

12.4.2022:

13.4.2022:

14.4.2022:

17.4.2022:

18.4.2022:

20.4.2022:

27.4.2022:

28.4.2022:

29.4.2022:

30.4.2022:


17.9.2022 - 19.9.2022:

20.9.2022 - 21.9.2022:

22.9.2022:

23.9.2022:

24.9.2022:

25.9.2022:

26.9.2022:

15.10.2022:

18.10.2022:

21.10.2022

22.10.2022

23.10.2022 - 28.10.2022:

29.10.2022 - 30.10.2022:

5.11.2022:

12.11.2022

15.11.2022


good god i suck ass at js, my brain jsut can't a. (17.11.)

18.11.2022

19.11.2022

20.11.2022


someone unfollowed me on neocities you know what that means BACK TO 69 FOLLOWERS BAYBEY

30.11.2022

9.12.2022

end of feb/ start of march??

11.3.2023

23.4.2023

25.4.2023

27.4.2023

28.4.2023 - 1.5.2023

2.5.2023


28.5.2023

19.8.2023

31.10.2023

14.11.2023

07.08.2024

16.08.2024


To do
  • postcard collection page
  • style the buttons page
  • horizontal scrolling in creatchures page
  • get rid of the iframes good god my boy had no idea what overflow: scroll was in october of 2022 and now i pay the price
  • it would be nice if i could make a credits section for whatever i can still remember
  • still need to redo tv section, splash and finish the lidl shrine
  • i think it would be fun if you could shuffle the 4 background images on the homepage
  • winamp or some music player on homepage
  • little voting thingy for fav artificial fruit flavour
  • hey wait i have a snowglobe collection...
  • i really wanna make a proper undertale-esque sprite for the about page, but i've never made a sprite in my life, tried yesterday (19.11.), 14 dead 39 injured ;_;
  • spookware-esque page
  • put the songs legal woes from fnaf (i ahve never played a fnaf game in my life) and the 8bit cover of come fly with me from the old homepage somewhere coz 1. the name is funny and 2. i still like it
  • i want some like really cool transition between the splash and homepage like idk throw the little card to the side and like zoom in and the idk. egsplode
  • tv section more specifically start with tv static, zoom out a bit, grab tv remote and then pick a channel (youtube embed)
  • i really gotta learn more javascript past like, the basic syntax, so i was thinking mby when u hab the time (so like summer likely, maybe june, but wait aren't i gonna b working on my drivers,, eh), anyway the little switching letters, maybe you could like, somehow try to figure out how to make a generator?, like type in any word and you get a gif with the letters switching out
Done
  • fill your homepage with trash (affectionate)
  • oooooohhh you wanna make a shitposty lidl shrine,,, you wanna make one so bad~~~~
  • add more friendos to the about/items section
  • phrog of the week? month? idk creatčhure of the NOW.
  • honk counter in about page, rewards for no of honks like in that one i forgor the naem fo god help me sej veš ko fuzbal špila pol pa ti daje tak medalje za število zaporednih brc z žogo al kak že anyay id name the rewards , wait uh fade in honk counter at like 20, like honkalicious - 69 + clown nose, honk meister - 210 for 420 picture of sundae gets replaced with a png of a goose
  • trash can icon on sitemap page, make that the layout cemetery
  • site resources mby?
  • desktop-esque page
  • site fun fact generator or something, like the amount of rick rolls and like the fact that the sundae on the about page is honkable yanno, desk in the media page is my irl desk, if there is a counter of any sort made by littol hands the number 69 will do something and if not pelase contact me so i may correct my unforgivable sin
  • join a webring or two, add the widgets to the links page
welp here it is
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