the phrog in the phlesh

sad wet cat, luzer, webmaster, phrogee. (he/they)

im horrible @ talking about myself so how about i just quick fire some random facts, im sure the state of this site tells you enough about me anyway

- the eepiest sleeper on trains
- got house of leaves in the divorce
- two darling children, full names marinara sauce & ranch dressing
- ascab (assigned a snowglobe collection @ birth)
- firmly believe that almond tequilla does not taste like play-doh
- blissfully unaware of my surroundings, unless there is a yellow car
- i lijke to do the art and craft, this website included
- have fumbled every queer person that has ever expressed romantic
interest in me so fantastically badly, it should be studied alongside the
people who have play-doh-almond-tequilla tastebuds
- whenevr i dream of my teeth falling out, i immediately worry that my
orthodontist is gonna beat my ass
- oh my god can someone please teach me how to place commas.

collecting snowglobes, pretty postcards & lidl merch
currently going insejn about d e l t a r u n e