the phrog in the phlesh

sad wet cat, luzer, webmaster, phrogee. (he/they)

im horrible @ talking about myself so how about i just quick fire some random facts, im sure the state of this site tells you enough about me anyway

i am the eepiest sleeper on trains, my favourite colour for underpaintings is fluorescent pink with just a hint of orange, my roomie and i have shared custody of house of leaves, i have two
darling children whose full names are marinara sauce and ranch dressing, against my better judgement i keep putting off calling my driving instructor after nearly a year, i was assigned a snowglobe collection at birth, i firmly believe that almond tequilla does not taste like play-doh, i am blissfully unaware of my surroundings unless there is a yellow car, i like doing anything arts and crafts aligned, this website included, i have fumbled every queer person that has ever expressed romantic interest in me so fantastically badly it should be studied alongside the people who have play-doh-almond-tequilla tastebuds, my biggest concern when i dream of my teeth falling out is how im going to exlpain it to my orthodontist.

collecting snowglobes, pretty postcards & lidl merch
currently going insejn about TMA & TMAGP