the fact that you've somehow managed to find this page means you're well on your way to getting to that sweet, totally not-lame, so-well-hidden secret site, but one last adversary stands before you. egads! tis a, uh query, not a riddle per se, a questionaire! for it inquires of you a numerical value tied to the quantity of so-called "phrog portals".
'but, phrogee!' i hear you cry,
what is a phrog portal?
well my sweet summer child, that's why i made this very page right here, to be your guiding light on this easter egg hunt you are about to embark on :]]
phrog portals come in many forms, but the most common one is a clickable image of a phrog as seen below:
clicking on these will redirect you to a room with the same image of a 3d model of a phrog i made back in like 2020, when i briefly tried to get into blender, hundreds spinning indefinitely, forevermore. (the phrogs, not me in a blender. blender as in, the modeling program..)
now, not every image of a phrog is guaranteed to be a phrog portal, best way to find out is, well, to click on them, duh.
most of the time, these guys aren't going to be hidden in plain sight. where's the fun in that? to quote the message on the homepage: 'click on a thing, hover over some stuff...' fuck around and find out, if you will.
still unsure if some thingamabob is a phrog portal? here's a helpful flowchart to aid you in your dilema:
actually wait i could totally simplify this even more.
WAIT.
i can do you one better.
perfection.
oh yeah, again, make sure you have javascript enabled, not just for the phrog hunt but for site functionality in general.
of course, you could just brute force it and guess the number. i don't really have that many yet, and i can't really stop you from doing that either. but like a hard level in a videogame, maybe give it a few tries before consulting the walkthrough? something something that feeling of acomplishment and whatnot.
then again, who am i to tell you what to do
either way, i hope this adds a fun little twist as you continue to browse and peruse this silly little site of mine :]
now scram
and good luck!